Balding Warrior Pillows

Male Pattern Baldness

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

Flying carpet

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Whale Pattern Balding

Lion Toupee

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Hair loss comb.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'

Budget Toupees.