Balding Warrior Pillows

Male Pattern Baldness

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"Wig or the wisp?"

Flying carpet

Lion Toupee

Whale Pattern Balding

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Hair loss comb.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

Headlice look for living hair space,