Balding Support Guru Pillows

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Intellectual Property

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Hair loss comb.

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

Budget Toupees.

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

Alopecia Clinic...

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Balding man at the hairdresser's

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'