Balding Banter Appreciator Pillows

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Touché"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Flying carpet

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Lion Toupee

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Whale Pattern Balding,

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

Budget Toupees.

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Balding man at the hairdresser's

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"