Bald Eagle Buddy Pillows

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Insect extinction

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Snow is falling...

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Freezing

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Thanks for keeping my eggs warm Liz... Hope I haven't been too long...'

Meet the Beetles....

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

"Are you foraging underwater or is this a booty call?"

Turkey Owl

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Screaming Latin Joke by Eton Boy