Blizzard Buddy Pillows

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

Snow is falling...

Freezing

"Tommy!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Trawling for Fish.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Snowman Driver

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

A boy holding a balloon

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Time out!'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Swing in the winter.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."