Blizzard Buddy Gifts

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

Snow is falling...

Freezing

"Tommy!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snowman Driver

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Trawling for Fish.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

A boy holding a balloon

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Time out!'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Swing in the winter.