Chill Buddy Gifts

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Late night teddy reading

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"My feet are cold."

Snow is falling...

Freezing

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

His master's chill-out album

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Puppy and Kitten.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"What are we doing today?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

Hasta manana.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.