Chill Vibes Appreciator Gifts

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

"He's So Your Type."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Hasta manana.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'Another tall, cold one?'

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Just chilling out...and you?

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'