Calm Vibes Appreciator Gifts

Born to be Mild.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

"He's So Your Type."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Easter Bonnet

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Hasta manana.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

"I want you to find your centre."

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'Another tall, cold one?'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Endangered species stamps

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

Un-Hip-Flask

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'