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Born to be Mild.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

The Old Time Television Channel

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He's So Your Type."

"My feet are cold."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Easter Bonnet

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Sea of Tranquillity

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Hasta manana.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'Another tall, cold one?'

"I want you to find your centre."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

Endangered species stamps

Un-Hip-Flask

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."