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"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

"He's So Your Type."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Hasta manana.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'Another tall, cold one?'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Just chilling out...and you?

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'