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Hasta manana.

Bookworm Sleepover

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

His master's chill-out album

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Just chilling out...and you?

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.