Chill Vibes Aficionado Prints

Hasta manana.

Bookworm Sleepover

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"My feet are cold."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

Just chilling out...and you?

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk