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"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Out To Lurch

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"My feet are cold."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Whale smiling at camera.

Hasta manana.

Before and After Tattoos.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

"Drink Overboard!"

Christmas Birds on the Branch

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926