Vacation Vibes Chaser T-Shirts

"Drink Overboard!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Pina Coladas

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Lei-ing Hens

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I love us when we're tan.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'