Vacation Vibes Chaser Pillows

"Drink Overboard!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Pina Coladas

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I love us when we're tan.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I'm beached body ready."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special