Vacation Chaser Pillows

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Southwark Fair.

Pina Coladas

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

French wine

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Energy saving mode

Summertime.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Desert Island Package

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'