Vacation Vibe Chaser Pillows

Whale smiling at camera.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

French wine

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

New Age Store.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Lei-ing Hens

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Carioca

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.