Vacation Vibe Appreciator Pillows

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Lei-ing Hens

Death Photobombs a Holiday

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Easter Bonnet

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"I usually work in snow."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I'm beached body ready."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Grizzy Selfie

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Lifeguard with barely any experience. . .

"Why? Did you want one?"