Vacation Vibes Aficionado Pillows

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bookworm Sleepover

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Lei-ing Hens

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"I usually work in snow."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I'm beached body ready."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Whale smiling at camera.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

"On your mark, get set, go!"

"Why? Did you want one?"

Grizzy Selfie

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Lifeguard with barely any experience. . .