Vacation Vibes Enthusiast Pillows

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Pina Coladas

French wine

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Noooooooooooo!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Holiday Aerobics.

"How's it look back there?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Yipeee!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"