Vacation Vibes Lover Pillows

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

French wine

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"