Vacation Vibes Lover Pillows

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

French wine

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

I love my Uke.

No early morning tea past this landing

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"