Vacation Vibes Pillows

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'So where are you going?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Hillary, I'm suffering from burn out...time for me to get back to work.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Grizzy Selfie

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner