Vacation Vibes Only Pillows

Crime Wave.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Sunblock

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'Drunk'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Sweet Sue/Lawyer

"I'm beached body ready."

Brief Summer Fling

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"On your mark, get set, go!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Grizzy Selfie

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

"Drink Overboard!"