Vacation Vibes Only Gifts

Crime Wave.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Lei-ing Hens

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Sunblock

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Sweet Sue/Lawyer

Brief Summer Fling

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'Drunk'

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

"I'm beached body ready."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"On your mark, get set, go!"

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Grizzy Selfie

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'