Vacationer Vibe Gifts

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Pina Coladas

French wine

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Lei-ing Hens

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Overdoing it.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Flotation Device on the Phone

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Scene on the English coast.

Sunblock

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Seaside

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

1930's bather.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"I'm beached body ready."

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'