Vacationer Spirit Gifts

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Yipeee!"

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Overdoing it.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

On holiday...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'How was your holiday?'