Vacationer Spirit Prints

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Easter Island Shades...

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'