Vintage Vacationer Gifts

Overdoing it.

Seaside

Arriving At An Inn

Scene on the English coast.

The Hot Weather

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Hotel Rooms of the Old Testment

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

1930's bather.

"It's just not what I expected from a 1830 holiday!"

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"It's a hybrid!"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'