Novel Vacationer Gifts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Try me/try me/try me...

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'