Virtual Vacationer Gifts

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Computer Life

Virtual Beach

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Overdoing it.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'