Virtual Tourist Gifts

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Virtual Beach

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Computer Life

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."