Digital Tourist Gifts

"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cellphone Islands

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Streaming"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Virtual Beach

Desert wifi

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'