Digital Traveller Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cellphone Islands

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Streaming"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Virtual Beach

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."