Tech Traveler Gifts

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

Accessing the internet.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thanks for the nice Yelp review!"

"Two outlets. I've got two outlets."

"Wow! I should have hit the escape key a long time ago!"

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."