Tech Traveler Gifts

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

Accessing the internet.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thanks for the nice Yelp review!"

"Two outlets. I've got two outlets."

"Wow! I should have hit the escape key a long time ago!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Moses on the web

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I think its being tapped.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Migration Music