Tech Wanderer Gifts

'Welcome to I shell.'

Galileo GPS project.

"The following program contains technology terminology. Millennial guidance is advised."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

If Disney was a software company

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Connected to Technology.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"