Techy Traveler Gifts

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

"I hear the ark has no Wi-Fi. I think I'll take my chances here on land."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Who can we call?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Birds with Headphones

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'I think its being tapped.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'