Tech-dependent Traveler Gifts

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Migration Music

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I think its being tapped.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!