Tech-dependent Traveler Gifts

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Birds with Headphones

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Migration Music

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'I think its being tapped.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'