Technology-enamored Travelers Gifts

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Who can we call?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Take me to your leader. . .

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!