Tech-tethered Travelers Gifts

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Technological Dependence.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Birds with Headphones

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Take me to your leader. . .

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Migration Music

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!