Phone Tethered Traveler Gifts

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Technological Dependence.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Birds with Headphones

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"They migrate here each summer."

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Car Journey.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."