Phone Tethered Traveler Pillows

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Birds with Headphones

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"They migrate here each summer."

'Anything to declare?'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Car Journey.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"