Traveler Gifts

The End.

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

English man in Australia during christmas

'Someday, Thelma, Lou, I'll figger out a way to buy you as many of those as you want!'

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

'Anything to declare?'

End of World

Vaccination Passport

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"I like to think of myself as a free-range human being."

'Will work for airmiles'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Hey! Get your own bench!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Woman in airport with cell phone standing in front of No Outlet sign.

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I don't like crowds.'

Son, they might use a backscatter scanner at the airport...I hope you're wearing clean underwear!

'Just think...just 12.5 hours ago our jet was in New York!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"We'll be crossing the International Date Line so I'll see you when we land yesterday."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Bev puts on an old favorite