Traveller Gifts

Off to see the world

Nomadic Businessmen

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I almost forgot...Happy Birthday!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Are we there yet?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Introducing Piza Island.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."