Trailer Traveler Gifts

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Musical genres

A white collar cow.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Busking during a pandemic

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Musical Bicycle.

'Anything to declare?'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Lowbrow Lolita

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.