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'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Musical genres

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

Musical Bicycle.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Lowbrow Lolita

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.