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The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"You look good for your age."

Shanahan's

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

The Modern Tourist

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

He was married. She could tell.

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'