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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Watching TV around the world

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Boozing aliens!

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Shanahan's

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

He was married. She could tell.

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

'Don't make me come down there.'