Tavern Explorers Prints

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Watching TV around the world

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Shanahan's

Boozing aliens!

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

Child In A Bar.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

He was married. She could tell.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'