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'Help please. I can't reach.'

Fishermen

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You've had enough!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Shanahan's

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Campground closed until further notice

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'It's all good except they took my implants.'

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'I'm still waiting for the test results - but I'm fairly certain that what fell on you was either a stalactite or a stalagmite.'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.